(Source: redbeardgeek, via foxsman)

pillory:

happy valentines day to me

(Source: sextoyreviewland, via dr-arizonatorres)

Just my luck.

Everyone is talking about how great TS4 is and how smoothly it runs and how quickly it does things but like mine is ridiculously laggy and freezy that I had to stop playing.

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

(via diabsoule)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via hollipop94)

polykins:

stop the phrase “tattle-tale”. stop indirectly telling kids that if they speak up about someone that’s bothering them, they’re doing something bad. stop contributing to the culture of abuse.

(Source: sparkedsky, via daddyizzuez)

northwestmentality:

God I love dogs

(Source: fit-nnitsa, via seanxjohnson)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(Source: rianderthal, via religiousmother)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via the-vegan-muser)