ratchetmessreturns:

Woodrow Wilson has a lot of work to do with this one

ratchetmessreturns:

Only in Houston can you see a Vanruck

Can anyone recommend their favorite perfume? :)

jmojellybeans:

what a steal

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

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All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

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