unpoetically:

cyan0sis:

babyheroin:

Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.

is this real

THIS IS MY LIFE OMFG

(via heylandaa)

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

(via jmojellybeans)

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via karthyruthless)

saltyseahags:

candids of Aubrey playing basketball with her team The Pistol Shrimps

(Source: instagram.com, via heylandaa)

queenmerbabe:

I’m tired of fat women having to explain and validate our own existence. I’m tired of people thinking preaching health concerns is not actually an attempt to put us in our place.
I’m tired of not being allowed to take up space without being chastised for it.

(via fatgirlopinions)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via decemberxeveryday)

(Source: diablito666, via hollipop94)

europewho:

lol @ my ex that wanted me to do the diddly doo and seemed peeved that I said no because I’m THAT into my manager.

I had a sex dream about one of my supervisors last night and now I feel really awk.